Ever had a question that you wanted to ask the pro racers but were too embarrassed to ask? During a recent encounter with GNCC champion Chris Borich, we opened our mouths and out came a handful of odd and yes, awkward questions. Shocked that he even acknowledged our outbursts, we were even more blown away by his off-the-wall replies. Some of the answers rolled right off of his tongue while other's had him eyeing us down like we were the paparazzi. Either way we got what we wanted and at times, more than we really wanted to know from the newly crowned GNCC Champ.
1 What's your daily driver?
A 2009 Ford F-350 diesel.
2 When you were a little boy, what did you want to be when you grew up?
A werewolf!
3 If you were stranded on a desert island, what two items would you want to have with you?
My Suzuki LT-R450 and some Rockstar Energy Drink.
4 Who would you rather hang out with, someone named Neal or someone named Bob?
Probably someone named Bob, but I'm not really sure why.
5 Who do you think is the most influential person presently in the sport?
It's hard to argue with a choice like Bill Ballance.
6 Are you a Mac or a PC?
Mac.
7 Other than the GNCC series you normally compete in, is there another that you would like to give a try?
I raced two WORCS races recently and it was a blast! I'd love to hit more up if I could work out a sponsorship deal to make it possible.
8 If you were forced to make a choice, would you rather listen to polkas or The Jonas Brothers?
I'd rather give my ears away than listen to either!
9 Your porn star name is the name of your first pet and the street you grew up on. What is it?
Taco Joe
10 What's the cheesiest nickname you've ever heard of?
My mechanic Rowlrag.
11 If you had a spare grand burning a hole in your pocket, what are you going to spend it on at this exact second?
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Something by Louis Vuitton.
12 What magazine(s) do you have sitting next to the king's throne?
ATV Rider and any other ATV magazine I can get my hands on.
13 Between you and Travis Pastrana, who would win in a junkyard car race in your auto salvage yard?
I think I'd crush Pastrana on my home turf! I think he should bring Nitro Circus out to my place and have a go at it.
14 If you hit a tree in the woods and there is nobody around to hear it, does it make a sound?
Yeah...it does....and it hurts too!
15 Is there any advice you'd like to give to Tiger Woods?
I think he should stick to golf!
16 If you're out front in the middle of a long race and you need to relieve yourself, do you stop and take care of business...or do you just go?
I guess it depends how badly you want to win!
17 Who would win in a pie eating contest, you or Johnny Gallagher?
Johnny G never met a pie he didn't like!
18 Out in the deep woods of a GNCC race, have any female fans ever displayed anything interesting as you race by?
Um...yes...they're usually in pairs.
19 If you could pick up any new sponsor in the world to represent, who would it be?
Mountain Dew. I can't get enough of it. I'd take a bath in it if it weren't so sticky.
20 Who's less mentally stable, you or Octo-Mom?
I'm pretty sure she is.